Saturday, April 20, 2013

Palace Grounds Panic

Thunder Kitty was doing undercover surveillance...she's Max's faithful bodyguard, fully equipped with hidden switchblades in her shoes! When she suddenly encountered a suspicious  reptile prowling about the perimeter!  This was no ordinary lizard...

(Note:  look closely in Thunder Kitty's mouth to see her suspect in custody!)

That, Sir Max is why you pay me the BIG BUCKS...there was a 6 foot long lizard, (yea, yea, yea... Ma must have photo-shopped him down to a more reasonable size for photography sake), anyway so there was this 8 foot lizard with 3 inch teeth roaming around The Palace Grounds surely wishing to endanger you, but not to concern yourself Sir Max, I captured him and am bringing him in for questioning, pretty sure he was hunting Deer Headed Chihuahua's too! But I am "The Great 9 Foot Lizard Warrior of The Palace Grounds-Bodyguard Supreme" - no worries with me on your Staff Sir Max!

Aaaahhh...wait a minute Sir Max...we're needing eem hemmm, back-up here...
Thunder Kitty on her Palace Grounds Radio Dispatch:
"calling all cats, calling all cats...10 foot Lizard on the loose...copy that, 10-4"

Maaaaa.....!!!!!!
Have a beautiful weekend free of suspicious 12 foot long lizards!

32 comments:

  1. Typical cat exaggerate EVERYTHING....but I suppose they have their purpose - they give us something to chase gawoof gawoof

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    1. Yep, as of yesterday the lizard was now 20 feet! :)

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  2. OMD Max, Thunder Kitty sure had the situation under control. Stay safe now. Have a super Saturday.
    Best wishes Molly

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    1. Thunder Kitty is hilarious and prompty lost the lizard so chased grass that the wind was blowing instead :)

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  3. Oh Thunder Kitty. He's such a good body guard. Our cat used to hunt 20ft mice for us. And then gift it to us the next morning.

    I hope the lizard is ok.

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    1. Yep, my Mom's cat Annie used to give us those delightful gifts too. Oh, yes the lizard is fine...it got away quickly!

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  4. Hey Max,

    I so need to get myself one of those Thunder Kitty Guard Cats! I have to do security all by myself here!! :)

    Hope you're having a fun day and stay safe!

    Your pal Snoopy :)

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    1. Snoopy..you? having to do security? Oh no...that unsavory job should be left up to a Cat...must talk to your Ma about hiring a full time staff to keep your Palace Grounds free of questionable characters. No kind of job for a regal King such as your Snoopness!

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  5. Yikes, better go back inside, that sounds pretty gruesome!
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

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    1. Can ya'll imagine? Thunder Kitty let the suspect GO?!! I'm thinking about hiring additional security!

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  6. uh, Max, that Thunder Kitty needs another training course...I chase lizzies every day here and you haf to be careful or they take off their tails and run away...Have a great weekend!

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    1. Gizmo, yes Thunder has learned that lesson in last year's Training Camp for Apprehending Lizards but it seems we need Mouth Drop to Paw Security 101 Class still!

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  7. Does Thunder Kitty go fishing, the one that got away was this big.

    Sheba.

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    1. Today, we're hearing 30 feet long! Yes, she does fish and once, while fishing by herself,,,eeh humm....got a WHALE...but released it before we returned!

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  8. I hope you have a good weekend too!:D

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    1. Having a great weekend! Had yesterday off and had a blast!!! You?

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  9. Max, you are so funny. And so lucky to have your palace guard watching out for you!

    Stay safe, my little friend!

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    1. Well, I am obviously going to request additional staff for Thunder though as I believe the Palace Grounds have become too much for her to manage alone...thinking Stanley is always around so we may have to hire him as well!
      Have a great weekend! Hugs to my friend Rita! No, Chloe...just a "friend" hug....geez!

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  10. Mom has taught my sister and I to fear those kinds of things but our cat would be happy to help us out too, unfortunately, he is an indoor cat.

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    1. Bummer...Thunder Kitty refuses to come in unless it's raining, really cold or super hot...even then Ma sometimes has to go pick her up...it's funny to see Ma holding Security!

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  11. Good girlie Thunder Kitty ;) You're a pretty kitty now aren't you? :)

    Jessica, Charlie Boy and Roman xxx

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    1. She often uses her good looks to get closer to the suspects in question! :)

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  12. Ahhhhhhhh!!!! Run away! Run away! :)

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    1. Run away...heck no..I'm not ABOUT to go out there until I KNOW the coast is clear! :)

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  13. OMD, Thunder is a fantastix bodyguard, Alfie would squeal like a squirrel if he saw a lizard..BOL xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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    1. Ha, so Alfie isn't on your Security Staff Mollie? Then what position does Alfie hold under your Rule as Supreme Being of The House?

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  14. Beautiful are you a Russian Blue?

    Badger Boo asked me to stop by and let you know that we have finally found you xxx

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    1. Badger Boo!! Yea! Sorry if I can't type and gave you a bum blog address! (See Ma, you should let ME do the typing!!!...Urrr Max really?! Just Sayin' Ma!) Anyway, glad to see you! We aren't sure if Thunder is a real Blue or not...I was only supposed to watch Thunder a few days for a friend but that was years ago now :) Vet thinks so though.

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    2. Certainly looks a LOT like my Russian Blues who was called Blue, I know not very original lol

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  15. Max, I'm sure it was nothing! Honestly, the things a cat and dog come up with when they are together. Knowing you Max it was just a big plot to get treats.
    Dina

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    1. Hummm...actually this wasn't a plot but that does give me a great idea!....

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  16. Good job Thunder kitty. Those critters are no match for you!

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