As you guys know, Ma doesn't get a lot of "free time", so when she does...she wears me out draggin' me from one place to the next! Since she had the whole rest of the day after work free on Friday this is what we did....
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| Humm, this park smells familiar...I can smell mini-humans and those crazy huge birds that swim too! |
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| Yep, the nose knows! I'm right Ma! See I TOLD you this was how to get there....you don't need any stinkin' GPS Ma...you have ME...I am DIRECTIONAL DOG! |
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| Hey Ma, wait just a minute here...I thought you said me and you HAD to wear a leash?!! WTD?! The swiming birds don't have to!!! I am getting on my cell and calling those Civil Rights Humans...what the....this is SOO UNFAIR Ma!!! How come THEY don't have to wear stupid leashes?! That's not right Ma! Aren't you gonna do SOMETHING?!!! |
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| And look at this Ba$%*R#! Looking sooooo smug and leashless!!! I think he's mocking us Ma! |
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| Yea...that's right...laugh now, Mr. Swimming Bird Chuckles, but it won't be so funny next time we see YOU on a stupid leash!!! |
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| Ha Ha to you Mr. Smug...did the mini human give YOU a piece of bread?!! Nope, that's what I thought! WHO's the cute one NOW?!! |
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| Yum, tasty...could use a dab of peanut butter though..but the mini-human tried so I'm not gonna say anything to hurt his feelings...still...not too bad! I better guard it though, who knows if Mr. Smug might try to snatch it from my paws! |
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| Yum, nothing like a little snack to keep the Maximum happy! Gotta remember to write the mini human a thank you card or Ma will get after me! |
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| That's what I think of YOU Mr. Smug Leashless Swimming Bird! |
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| Why can't Mr. Smug be like THIS dude, just chillin' and not being ugly to pups!?! Mr. Floater is just enjoyin' his last minutes of leashlessness! |
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| Eww...maybe I should forgive Mr. Smug, I mean LOOK at this yucky mess he has to swim in...gosh, now I feel kinda sorry for him! At least when I have to take a bath it's not in yucky water! |
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| See ya later dude...don't worry...I'll talk to the humans at City Hall about this funky bath water for ya Mr. Floater! |
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| Poor dudes...they got no clue about how unsanitary that water they're bathing in is....Gosh, Ma...I think maybe you should bring the Scrubbing Bubbles next time we come and make their tub sparkle! Might need to enlist the help of a few million bazillion humans though cuz this is the biggest bath tub EVER! |
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| Look at me Ma! I'm like on Mt. Rushmore or somethin'! |
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| Hey Ma...Hey Ma...MA!!! MAAAAA...LOOK! It's what Gizmo told us are Buzzards!!! Wow, I think these guys SHOULD get a free, leashless pass...I mean they are surely some unfortunate looking birds!!!! |
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| Is he part Turkey or what Ma? Wow...he needs some Mary Kay Products for sure!!! Can we vote for him to get a make-over Ma? You know with a face like that, he'd be picked! Poor dude!!! |
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| Oh boy, Ma is getting all artistic minded....some Ma's been hitting the crack-pipe again! :) |
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| Look Ma...they're having a Boxing Match right here in the park, I think it's the Middle-Weight Buzzard Fights...wow Ma, this is better than Pay-Per-View Boxing! |
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| I bet he saw this move from Karate Kid! |
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| That's the Coach! |
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| Lot's of Spectators today huh Ma?! |
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| I'm pretty sure he's the bookie! See those shifty eyes Ma?! That's how ya know! |
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| Oooohh....love what Ma did...she put a treat on this gianormous rock for me! |
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| Hey Ma, what's this long, slimy looking thing???? a worm? Ewww....not sure even a make-over with help THAT thing! |
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| Look Ma, Look Ma...it's mini fishes swimmin'!!! Cool! |
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| THIS is what I have to say to YOU Mr. Smug! |
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| It's pretty here huh?! |
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| Ma, look but don't SAY anything....it's a defective swimming bird! Look at it's weird legs!! They're even weirder than yours Ma! |
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| Yummm...I smell lots of good smells all at the same time! It's a nose feast! |
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| Do I smell Bar-B-Que?!!! |
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| Ummmmm... Bar-B-Que...SEE YA!...Hurry Ma..Hurry!! |
Sorry folks, Max smelled Bar-B-Que and decided to quit co-writing with me so that's it for today but we'll finish up the Park trip tomorrow! Max....Max....no wait....you weren't invited.....MAX.......
Have a beautiful today and stand up for your leashless rights!
Looks like you had a great time with your water buddies!!!
ReplyDeleteYou would like it there too Bunk, we really need a guy pups night out right?!
DeleteMax, we be thinkin that maybe you just need to live in the park, cause you so do enjoy it and all the other animals there. Hey, maybe you could be the park Ranger there!
ReplyDeleteThe Mad Scots
Max, Texas Park Ranger...I like it! Can I wear a special Uniform and a metal Texas Ranger Star Badge?!
Deletethat was a BIG day for such a little guy - now that is what we call an adventure
ReplyDeleteBut wait...there's more...
DeleteWow, me and Ma think it super cool that you pups have your own book deal!!
Max we smell something fowl. I mean why are the feathered ones not on leashes? Not right pal. That is kind of the dumb arse thing my peeps would do to me stop me from saying hello with my mouth wide open. What do they know? Cool walk pal. Have a serene Sunday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
Right Molly?! I am writing my Congressman about the unfairness of it all! Equal Rights for Pups!!!
DeleteWow we dont have any birds like that around here
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Well, trust me...they aren't exactly gonna win any beauty pageants!
DeleteI'm with you buddy, why aren't they on leashes?!?! Still I bet you were wiped out after such an active day- can't wait to see Part 2.
ReplyDeleteDina I think we should form a Pup Coalition for Equal Rights for Pups! You in?
DeleteBetter tell your mom that humans always have extra food for us dogs, it is the uninvited humans that are the problem ;)
ReplyDeleteEmma...you're sooo smart! How did ya know?? The mini human's Dad liked me and gave me a piece of de-boned chicken...but he had mannners and asked Ma's permission first! YEA..Ma said yes!
DeleteWow, that was one really nice outing. I don't think the folks at my city hall would take too kindly to a complaint about the water in the lake! Hope you had a really nice weekend!
ReplyDeleteBut Finn and Charley....you should SEE there bath water!! Lake???
DeleteIt looks like you had a great adventure Max, fantastic photos.
ReplyDeleteSheba.
Sheba you'd really like it there and I bet Chloe would like a nice lady-pup to go get her nails done with too!
DeleteGreat pics, Max and Ma.
ReplyDeleteYou're right - those vulture birds could use a little moisturizer at the very least!
Rita was also annoyed at the leashless birds when we went on our walk today. She hates the stupid crows!
Rita, we're gonna picket the park soon...wanna join?
DeleteMax you look to have as many fun adventures as we do! I would be been scared of those vultures... such evil looking creatures!
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Naw, I'm Super Max...fearless pup! Well, that and Ma carries Pepper Spray in her pocket! :)
DeleteHehe - looks like such a fun time Max. Great pictures, once again!
ReplyDeleteThanks Ann, but we need your flower identifying skills again cause Ma didn't learn enough at school! HELP!
DeleteYou go to such interesting places Max. Those birds photos are brilliant. The buzzards are very impressive - in a terriflying sort of way, gahhhh.
ReplyDeleteDip Bridge and Elliot x
But nothings too scary for us Chi's right?! We are Super Chi Pups!!!
DeleteThe park looks like fun. Love the pictures. It looks like Max had many more hecklers than Thunder did...lol.
ReplyDeleteYou don't have to be invited to a bbq do you?
ReplyDeleteMax, please tell your mommy that she took some really awesome pics during your time at the park! And you were much braver than I would ever be when it comes to those Buzzards! Seeing them up close and personal would nave freaked me out!
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