As you guys know, Ma doesn't get a lot of "free time", so when she does...she wears me out draggin' me from one place to the next! Since she had the whole rest of the day after work free on Friday this is what we did....
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| Humm, this park smells familiar...I can smell mini-humans and those crazy huge birds that swim too! |
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| Yep, the nose knows! I'm right Ma! See I TOLD you this was how to get there....you don't need any stinkin' GPS Ma...you have ME...I am DIRECTIONAL DOG! |
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| Hey Ma, wait just a minute here...I thought you said me and you HAD to wear a leash?!! WTD?! The swiming birds don't have to!!! I am getting on my cell and calling those Civil Rights Humans...what the....this is SOO UNFAIR Ma!!! How come THEY don't have to wear stupid leashes?! That's not right Ma! Aren't you gonna do SOMETHING?!!! |
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| And look at this Ba$%*R#! Looking sooooo smug and leashless!!! I think he's mocking us Ma! |
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| Yea...that's right...laugh now, Mr. Swimming Bird Chuckles, but it won't be so funny next time we see YOU on a stupid leash!!! |
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| Ha Ha to you Mr. Smug...did the mini human give YOU a piece of bread?!! Nope, that's what I thought! WHO's the cute one NOW?!! |
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| Yum, tasty...could use a dab of peanut butter though..but the mini-human tried so I'm not gonna say anything to hurt his feelings...still...not too bad! I better guard it though, who knows if Mr. Smug might try to snatch it from my paws! |
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| Yum, nothing like a little snack to keep the Maximum happy! Gotta remember to write the mini human a thank you card or Ma will get after me! |
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| That's what I think of YOU Mr. Smug Leashless Swimming Bird! |
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| Why can't Mr. Smug be like THIS dude, just chillin' and not being ugly to pups!?! Mr. Floater is just enjoyin' his last minutes of leashlessness! |
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| Eww...maybe I should forgive Mr. Smug, I mean LOOK at this yucky mess he has to swim in...gosh, now I feel kinda sorry for him! At least when I have to take a bath it's not in yucky water! |
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| See ya later dude...don't worry...I'll talk to the humans at City Hall about this funky bath water for ya Mr. Floater! |
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| Poor dudes...they got no clue about how unsanitary that water they're bathing in is....Gosh, Ma...I think maybe you should bring the Scrubbing Bubbles next time we come and make their tub sparkle! Might need to enlist the help of a few million bazillion humans though cuz this is the biggest bath tub EVER! |
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| Look at me Ma! I'm like on Mt. Rushmore or somethin'! |
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| Hey Ma...Hey Ma...MA!!! MAAAAA...LOOK! It's what Gizmo told us are Buzzards!!! Wow, I think these guys SHOULD get a free, leashless pass...I mean they are surely some unfortunate looking birds!!!! |
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| Is he part Turkey or what Ma? Wow...he needs some Mary Kay Products for sure!!! Can we vote for him to get a make-over Ma? You know with a face like that, he'd be picked! Poor dude!!! |
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| Oh boy, Ma is getting all artistic minded....some Ma's been hitting the crack-pipe again! :) |
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| Look Ma...they're having a Boxing Match right here in the park, I think it's the Middle-Weight Buzzard Fights...wow Ma, this is better than Pay-Per-View Boxing! |
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| I bet he saw this move from Karate Kid! |
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| That's the Coach! |
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| Lot's of Spectators today huh Ma?! |
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| I'm pretty sure he's the bookie! See those shifty eyes Ma?! That's how ya know! |
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| Oooohh....love what Ma did...she put a treat on this gianormous rock for me! |
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| Hey Ma, what's this long, slimy looking thing???? a worm? Ewww....not sure even a make-over with help THAT thing! |
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| Look Ma, Look Ma...it's mini fishes swimmin'!!! Cool! |
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| THIS is what I have to say to YOU Mr. Smug! |
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| It's pretty here huh?! |
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| Ma, look but don't SAY anything....it's a defective swimming bird! Look at it's weird legs!! They're even weirder than yours Ma! |
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| Yummm...I smell lots of good smells all at the same time! It's a nose feast! |
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| Do I smell Bar-B-Que?!!! |
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| Ummmmm... Bar-B-Que...SEE YA!...Hurry Ma..Hurry!! |
Have a beautiful today and stand up for your leashless rights!
