Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Our Trip To Mexico

So...I'm all excited when I come home from work the other night to tell Max all about how this guy I've been dating lately who is tall, obscenely wealthy, loves Max, oh and he is extremely attractive, says he's got Max and I booked at the best hotel in Playa Del Carmen, Mexico for a nice four day weekend right? The guy even called my boss to be sure I could have the time off cuz he wanted to surprise me, gave us a cool $10,000 in cash for "play money" to have while we were there and this is what happened....
Max:  Ma, I'll have to check my agenda, plus you KNOW how fair-skinned I am...just not sure that I can pencil this in...ever since those "ehhhmmm pictures you took of me in the buff"...well, my cell is just blowing up, Oprah keeps calling begging me for an interview, and what will I pack?! OMD...can ya give a guy a little notice?

After sitting pretty and begging (done by Ma...Max agreed to go with me!! Yea!)

And off we went....after we unpacked, we sat out on the beach...
(Sorry, not sure why in the photos, the sand looks so dark brown?!)

Max:  That IS SPF25 right?

Max:  Did someone say Tequila? ...Bye!!!
Max conveniently "disappeared" for a few hours with a couple of poodles and a pug wearing only a harness and rabies tags! They were barking a mile a minute!! When he returned THIS was the look....

Max:  Hey Maaaa..whassss up?

After a few cups of black coffee and some kibbles, hours later....

Max:  Pleeease tell me this won't be on Dogs Gone Wild!!!
Have a beautiful today! 
There's my better late than never April Fools :) 
(Max:  Think maybe Ma's had a wee bit too much caffeine today folks, excuse her!) 

33 comments:

  1. GeEEEEEZ lOUSIE Just when I think your wardrobe can not get any cuter out pops this! Can you wear it every day! Please!!! :P
    When you were talking about how you were dating some great gentleman who was taking you out on a trip I was of course believing you, even the 10,000 in play money as of course that would be expected. But when Oprah started phoning, was when i was beginning to remember what day it was lol!

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    1. Max and figured...dream big :)
      You know I have to get him something new periodically or my Dad lets me know upon Max's arrival.."oh, that's cute Harold (or Hector or sometimes he actually says Max :))..."but I've already seen that get-up" sooo...gotta keep Dad entertained :)

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  2. Hehehehe...mum gets kerazy on caffeine too!

    Bring me back some tequila from your "vacation"...and be careful of da sun.

    Puddles

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    1. Puddles...I am just imagining what a Puddles and Max go to Mexico would look like?! Me and you Mom might need to gather bail money! :) Hugs!!!

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  3. Haha...you had me going for a bit!

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    1. Figured the $10k might be pushing it ;)

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  4. Hey Max could you send that guy over here to my Momz house so I can "go to Mexico" too? I'm ready to "travel" BOL!

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  5. Hey Max,

    You were living the dream there for a minute Dude!! Not surprised you got all the girlies in that shirt!!

    Good April Fool!! :)

    Wags to all,

    Your pal Snoopy :)

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    1. Snoopy I think you'd be a real girl-pup magnet with that long, flowing fur of yours, you should come with me next time...Gizmo's ready to go too :)

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  6. Sorry Max, the word is out, your such a mans man with the GALS , ahemmmm, slow down buddy, one at a time you will live longer!

    Your Pal
    Sidebite

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    1. That's what Ma keeps sayin' too but of course I am faithful to my girlfriend Chloe always! She's ok with me having a good time with the guys but Chloe is my one true love! Besides...she'll pounce on me like she does her treats if I step outta line!

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  7. You look Mahvalous in that shirt! No wonder the girls can't keep their paws off!

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    1. They can look but can't touch me...I am all Chloe's...but a guy can look...oppps...got quit typing...Chloe says NO looking either...aw, she's just mad cuz she didn't get to go! I saw her flirting with that Italian Greyhound at the Bark Park...she knows she flirts too!

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    2. BOL! That was a great April Fools. ;)

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  8. oh Max if you HAD gone, you would have been a hit with the ladies for sure in that shirt!
    xoxoxo

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    1. Aw, thanks...me, Snoopy, and Gizmo are talking about another trip Dakota...you in?

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  9. Wouldn't it be nice if we both had rich boyfriends that took us on sunny vacations?

    That was a funny story, I really enjoyed it. And Max's outfit is so fitting to the story. I'm pretty sure he has nicer clothes than me! What a lush that pup is...

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    1. Yep, Ma wants THAT boyfriend :)!
      Ma says I have more clothes than her too and no more tequila for me for at least 1 month....pace yourself she says! Urr!

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  10. Sounds like a great imaginary adventure!

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    1. Emma maybe you and Chloe should treat yourselves to a nice little holiday somewhere? Maybe New York City? I'll have Chloe email you!

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  11. love the shirt and the adventure

    urban hounds

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    1. Thanks....looks like we are alreasy planning the next trip...you guys wanna go? I PROMISE I'll behave more respectibly this time :)....NOT!

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  12. Good April Fool's Max & Mom. (It was pretty believable that all the girls would be after you, Max!)

    If you wanna see a doggy that likes her tequila, be sure and stop by our blog tomorrow!

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    1. Oh I see...Rita...as in MargaRITA eh? We'll stop by for sure! Shall I get Ma to pick up some of those pup size umbrella straws for our drinks?

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  13. Very good april fools (even if we are super late!) Daisy Boo thinks you look super handsome in that shirt of yours!

    Slobbers

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    1. Well, aaaah...hey there Daisy Boo...how's it going? Haven't I seen you before?...opps...gotta go...Chloe's coming!

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  14. Well darn, a handsome guy with money who is not a serial killer - should have known it was too good to be true!

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    1. Does it count if the Post Office has a picture of him hanging on their wall? I DID think he was quite photogenic in that REWARD photograph....

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  15. She's so silly!

    You do look awful cool in your shirt though!

    Nubbin wiggles,
    Oskar

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  16. Haha good April fools! You had us going there for a sec :)

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  17. Haha! I think Max would have really enjoyed that trip! Too bad it was imaginary.

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  18. Lol! That's a good one:)

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