| That, Sir Max is why you pay me the BIG BUCKS...there was a 6 foot long lizard, (yea, yea, yea... Ma must have photo-shopped him down to a more reasonable size for photography sake), anyway so there was this 8 foot lizard with 3 inch teeth roaming around The Palace Grounds surely wishing to endanger you, but not to concern yourself Sir Max, I captured him and am bringing him in for questioning, pretty sure he was hunting Deer Headed Chihuahua's too! But I am "The Great 9 Foot Lizard Warrior of The Palace Grounds-Bodyguard Supreme" - no worries with me on your Staff Sir Max! |