Kermax The Dog?!

My terribly neglected, little Max was bummed out the other day when I put back the "too expensive, not on clearance" shirt for him the other day...BUT...Max didn't leave COMPLETELY empty-handed...we got this little bandanna for $2, (since I had a $3 off coupon from filling out a survey at Petsmart)....yea! Max has been dying for me to show you all...Oh, Max...you HAVE TOO! 

Max: Maaaa, gosh you are sooo embarrassing sometimes! Couldn't you just post it and not mention that?!! Give a guy a LITTLE dignity!!)

(After I get home from work this is what I see)
Max:  Hello!...Look Ma, I got all gussied up! Wanna take me for a nice walk?
Ma:  Aw, come on Max ...how 'bout our nice, backyard...Ma's tired!!

Max:  Ehhh...heemm...Perhaps you need a better look!!!

Thought in Max's Head:  Geez, see what I put up with?!! She buys me this outrageous, Kermit the Frog bandanna, I TRY to be a good sport and what's it getting me?! Attitude, that's what! Urrr...Human Ma's!!

Max:  Perhaps I'll just do a few warm-up stretches, just in case you decide to walk your poor, little child who's been bored all day long! No, don't worry Ma,...I totally understand that you're tired...really (sad face given), no big deal!

Perhaps she needs a dose of the old, "double sad AND pitiful" look?!

HA! I KNEW I had her at Hello!!!

I've been reading up on Human Psychology when Ma goes to sleep with a flashlight, under the comforter!
Looks like there's somethin' to it after all!

Who's the SMARTEST pup in the world?!! Yep Humans,...that'd be THIS pup!  Ha!

And the typical...after the park look!

Ma's not as dumb as you think Max...got ya to wear it didn't I!?! I KNEW if I left it out on the dresser that you'd put it on!!! Ha!

Max's Thoughts:  I like to let Ma think she outsmarted me once in a while...gives her something to aim for in life! Sshhhh...don't tell her though!!!

Have a beautiful day and outsmart your pups today!

Thanks to 2 Brown Dawgs for hosting This 'N That Thursday!!! Hugs!!!